Crooked Moon - Major Arcana Tarot

"Ooooo! The Fool! I love this card! New adventures, new beginnings, new opportunities; who could say no to that? It's almost like it's telling you that a new journey awaits you the moment you step off this train, don't you think?"

"The Magician is a powerful card! You already have everything you need to succeed. All you gotta do is harness your own power, and you can create the future of your dreams. You're no marionette letting someone else pull your strings. It's your turn to be the puppet master!"

"The High Priestess! Well, ain't that swell! You gotta listen to your heart and use your intuition. Look into that place where your memories rest, and you'll find you've got all the experience you need to make the tough choices ahead."

"When times get tough, there is nothin' quite like a mother's love! And that's really the Empress in a nutshell. This card appears when you need it the most. I see a house on a hill and a mama tucking you in tight after a terrible nightmare. That's the Empress."

"You ever wanted complete control over your life? You're in luck! The Emperor promises that in spades! Sure, you gotta do a bit of work first—break some habits, change a belief or two—but if you do that, you'll be the one dealing the cards, not losing the game!"

"Learnin' is next to godliness. I'm pretty sure that's how the saying goes! Anyway, the Hierophant is telling you just that. There is someone in your future that can lead you down the right path. You just gotta seek em' out and be practically bloodthirsty in your quest for knowledge."

"Awww, the Lovers! There sure ain't nothin' better than love. Someone has recently come into your life who's gonna flip your world on its axis. Don't get me wrong, I'd love for you to have your own Phil, but this person could be anyone! Even if they're the cat's pajamas, don't let love overtake logic."

"The Chariot is all about freedom and breaking free from the cage of self-doubt. I know it can be hard, but don't let the wicked voices inside your head tell ya that you can't escape. Banish your inner demons, trust in yourself, and let the chariot guide you."

"Strength is one of my favorites! A girl like me ain't got a lotta muscle, but I do gotta lotta heart, and that's really what this card is all about. Don't bury yourself beneath the weight of your past. Find your inner strength and you can face whatever challenges await!"

"The Hermit isn't as lonely as it seems. You don't need to run off into the forest or anything. You just need to break up your routine a little. It's time to walk a new path. While it's easy to rely on a guide, you gotta start relying on yourself!"

"Everything is about to change! Fate can be a bit scary when you have no control, but don't fret. What is to come is the direct result of choices you've already made. Since the Wheel of Fortune never stops spinnin', you can always make new choices to correct the path."

"Oh, Justice! You may find yourself in a position to cast judgment, but don't let that kind of power go to your head! Everything isn't always what it seems, so always consider both sides to any story. You might have the power now, but eventually karma will rebalance the scales."

"Oh honey! You might be feelin' like the world has been flipped upside down. Heck, you might even be feelin' powerless or trapped. But the Hanged Man encourages you to live in the moment, have a little patience, and let the solution come to you!"

"DEATH!! How spooky! Oh, don't worry! It ain't as scary as all that! Look around ya. You're on a train traveling through death itself and it's still a party. This card simply means that one chapter of your life is ending so that a new one can begin."

"Temperance is about change and endurance. Life, and even death, can be chaos. But even in turmoil, you can find harmony. Simply look for the good in the bad, and temper yourself so you can embrace the change that is to come."

"Oh Gosh! I don't want to spook ya, but it looks like you might be easily manipulated! Whatever you do, don't give into temptation. The Devil whispers of dark entities that would use your desires to corrupt you for their nefarious ends. Beware!"

"The Tower crumbles all around you. Truths are laid bare, and something in your life is soon to be destroyed. That may sound scary, and that's because it is! But remember, if the forest burns, from the ashes another forest will grow anew."

"Aren't you the lucky one getting the Star card?! When all around you is nothing but darkness, the star is a shining beacon of hope within it. Use the light inside yourself to take control of your destiny."

"You wouldn't think the Moon was eerie by the name alone, but I'm tellin' ya, it is! You are surrounded by illusions and trickery, and nothing is what it seems to be. You must seek truth amidst the madness, even when you aren't sure if you can trust yourself."

"Nothin' is quite as fun as the Sun! This card is positutely positive! The Sun illuminates the shadows and chases away the darkness. Good things lie ahead! Just don't forget that for every ray of light that is cast, there is always a shadow along with it."

"Oh no! It looks like your past has come back to haunt you! It's time for you to confront your past and atone for anything that needs atoning! Judgement comes for everyone!"

"Now this card is just the berries! The World is ever changing and constantly throwing obstacles in your way, but pulling this card is a sign that you are about to overcome something monumental. Everything you must sacrifice will be worth it! Victory awaits!"